She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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