I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Terrible idea I love it
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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