so that wasnt chicken after all
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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