Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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