I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
only you would photoshop your dick
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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