DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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