North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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