theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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