I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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