3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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