Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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