I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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