I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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