All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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