That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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