Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Im part way to drunk.
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I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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