question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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