omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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