he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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