My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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