You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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