called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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