what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Randomize
