Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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