These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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