i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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