i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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