I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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