did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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