Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.