12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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