I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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