And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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