I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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