I'm gonna have a badass scar
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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