I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So squirting runs in the family.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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