oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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