Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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