White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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