I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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