omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Girls should come with a carfax report
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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