I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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