I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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