at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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