I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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