Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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