The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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