I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Send help, water and tortillas.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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