party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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