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Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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