Yo dont text me then not text me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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