if i died would you start the facebook group?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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