I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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