I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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